Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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