Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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