no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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