I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
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How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
my liver is dry heaving
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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