Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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