I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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