Pappa wants mamma naked
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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