why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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