Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
So squirting runs in the family.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
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I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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