chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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