I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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