Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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