it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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