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You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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