Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
jump out the window naked night went bad
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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