You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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