Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(360): View more from Washington

Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

:( I miss blowjobs.

(973): View more from New Jersey

This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.

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(512): View more from Texas

turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce

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(815): View more from Illinois

Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed

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(801): View more from Utah

Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club

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