yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Never underestimate the power of titties
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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