Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(845): View more from New York

Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?

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(419): View more from Ohio

Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.

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(707): View more from California

He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?

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(706): View more from Georgia

He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.

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(214): View more from Texas

Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.

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