Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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