i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
We had sex on a dog bed..
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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