i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
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Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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