I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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