Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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