FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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