I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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