don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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