thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Randomize
