i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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