i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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