I don't think brook has ever known best
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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