I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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