so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
