let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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