Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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