He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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