so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
you had me at cake vodka
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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