fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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