dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
All the doctor said was why
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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