I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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