i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
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So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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