i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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