is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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