3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
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Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!