You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?