Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
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I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
You blew him?!?!
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime