First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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