when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Randomize
