All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I'd cum for enchiladas.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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