is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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