I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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