Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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