I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
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No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
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You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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