How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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