I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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