i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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