She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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