I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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